hyunah-fwb:

key-fwb:

All right. Cakes. Plural. I’ll start on another one. Aish… so I have to bake the cakes and buy the champagne? So much work… We need to go shopping, wifey.

I’m sorry, darling, but it’s just how it has to be, you see. I’ll make sure to make it up to you later, just be patient. We will. I’ll bring you something nice back when I’m out bikini shopping.

I’ll get the champagne once the cakes are ready to cool. Pick something nice, wifey. We’ll be using that pool a lot.

Since I like Key…

songain-fwb:

key-fwb:

Apparently there’s a yet. I’m a lover, not a fighter.

A-ah! I didn’t mean I would fight you, Key. I just meant I hadn’t spoken about it to you yet.

Oh. Well, I’m pretty laid back. No need for fighting. Gotta keep my wifey happy.

2 years ago · 9 notes · Reblog

Since I like Key…

songain-fwb:

hyunah-fwb:

What. Since when are you two fighting over me?

We haven’t yet. I just figured I might get jealous at some point and wanted to find an alternative.

Apparently there’s a yet. I’m a lover, not a fighter.

hyunah-fwb:

key-fwb:

I’m getting ready to put it in the oven.

I’m sorry, cakes. Plural. Also go buy some champagne. I need to get a new bikini to try out the pool.

All right. Cakes. Plural. I’ll start on another one. Aish… so I have to bake the cakes and buy the champagne? So much work… We need to go shopping, wifey.

2 years ago · 102 notes · Reblog

FML = Fuck Me L.Joe

ljoe-anon:

2 years ago · 245 notes · Reblog
#Oh my. 

hyunah-fwb:

#hyuna #since you’re my wifey can i smack it?

Finish making that cake and we’ll talk, babe.

I’m getting ready to put it in the oven.

If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [xxxxx] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [xxxxx] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

  • [xxxxx] Kiss you back (you are my wifey after all)
  • [] Smile & laugh
  • [] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you

You are:

  • [xxxxx] Cute
  • [xxxxx] Adorable
  • [xxxxx] Pretty
  • [xxxxx] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [xxxxx] Sexy
  • [xxxxx] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew